What is The Atomic Moose Project?

Hi. I’m Harold Shane Rogers and way back in the late 1900's I adopted a beagle who could outrun lightning and out-love most humans. His name was Moose Rogers, and he was an absolute unit of energy, mischief, and unfiltered joy. He didn’t walk — he exploded. He didn’t bark — he announced his presence like a tiny, fuzzy thunder god. And when life punched me in the gut? Moose was there with those sad, soulful eyes and a wag that said, “We ride at dawn, my friend.”
So yeah, we named the project after him. Atomic Moose. Because “World’s Most Handsome Beagle, LLC” just didn’t hit the same.
This isn’t some faceless mega-corp run by robots and spreadsheets. We’re a small, loud, family-run circus of weirdos who love making cool stuff. We design gear that’s fun, comfy, sometimes questionable, and perhaps just a  bit unhinged. If it makes you laugh, raises an eyebrow, or gets you a fist-bump from a total stranger, then we’ve done our job.

Need Custom Gear?
Oh yeah — we do that too. Shirts, hats, mugs, cups, pajamas - we do it all. Got a sports team that wants to show up looking unified and intimidating (or ironically awkward)? Need custom stuff for your school, club, or that group of teachers who deserve medals and matching hoodies? We’ve got you. Whether it’s printing, embroidery, or building something completely unique, we’ll work with you to make it happen — and make sure it looks darn good. Bulk orders, inside jokes, mascot chaos, inspirational quotes that accidentally sound aggressive — bring it on.  We live for that kind of stuff.

Everything we sell is something we’d wear, gift, or maybe use as a bribe to get out of a speeding ticket. And because we’re not greedy overlords (yet), we keep our prices reasonable and our quality solid — no cheap crap here.
In short:

👉 Cool designs.
👉 Made with love.
👉 Powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and the memory of the World’s Greatest Beagle.

Thanks for stopping by.  I’m sure Moose would have licked your face.  We hope you find something that makes you feel good, laugh out loud, or say, “What the heck is this? I love it.”

Become part of The Project and drop us an email and let’s see what kind of chaos we can do for you.