Dear Santa Stop Judging Me

from $26.00

This cozy midweight crew captures holiday mischief with a soft, lived-in feel. The relaxed dropped shoulders and classic fit make it easy to layer over shirts or lounge in by the twinkling lights. Wear it to low-key holiday gatherings, late-night cookie sessions, or mornings unwrapping stockings — it holds its shape thanks to ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex, and the tubular knit construction keeps seams smooth and clean.


Product features
- Relaxed dropped shoulders for an effortless, roomy fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for shape retention
- Tubular (no side seams) knit for a smooth look and less fabric waste
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (color-dependent blends)
- DTF inner neck label and tear-away label; REACH certified, adult sizes only

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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This cozy midweight crew captures holiday mischief with a soft, lived-in feel. The relaxed dropped shoulders and classic fit make it easy to layer over shirts or lounge in by the twinkling lights. Wear it to low-key holiday gatherings, late-night cookie sessions, or mornings unwrapping stockings — it holds its shape thanks to ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex, and the tubular knit construction keeps seams smooth and clean.


Product features
- Relaxed dropped shoulders for an effortless, roomy fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for shape retention
- Tubular (no side seams) knit for a smooth look and less fabric waste
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (color-dependent blends)
- DTF inner neck label and tear-away label; REACH certified, adult sizes only

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean